Я тут наткнулся на занимательный блог. Выдержки из писем и разговоров с клиентами. Ну вот например:
«Can you make the circles a little bit rounder?»
«It seems to be taking a long time. Would it be quicker if I came down and sat with you guys through it all?»
«Yes! I want all them, embossing, de-bossing, foil, gold ink, thick black card. I want it to be the most amazing and truely unique business card ever that people say WOW too.»
«You’re gonna charge $400 for that? Aren’t you from India? What’re you going to do with $400?!»
«We need to shoot at three locations, including our offices. We’ll be using the images in our brochures, as well as the website and maybe for some press ads — can you do it on Friday next week (weather permitting). We have a budget of £150.»
I was working on an identity for a client and we where discussing paper for their stationery. I had made recommendations and the client called to ask me to email him a sample of the paper so he can feel it. After 2 minutes of arguing that I cannot email a physical sample, the client said “Ok, fine. If you can’t email it, then at least fax it to me.”
Ну не прелесть?

Can you fax it to me in color please
Вот-вот =)
Местами забавно :-)
Can you make a mirror in photoshop? — это круто! :-))
Ага ;)